Jerk Pay is a simple VR-Focused affiliate site for VirtualTaboo.com. I know you cucks love VR. You’re probably strapped into your goggles and prepping to jerk your micro-dicks to hot hentai babes as we speak. But I’m going to ask that you hold out for just a minute. Or, well, at least read this shit while you do because I have a pretty solid opportunity for you horny fappers. You can make money off of your love for VR sluts and waifus. How? I’m so glad you asked. I’m sure you’re in chats with loads of other horny fucks. All you need to do is refer them through an affiliate link or through an ad on your fetish blog to start earning a little bit of extra pocket change.

But you need to find the right affiliate site to help you earn those fat stacks. Well, Jerkpay.com is here to hook you fucks up. The affiliate program started back in 2017 and has been going strong ever since. Luckily for you indecisive fucks, this program was made for a single site called VirtualTaboo.com. You’ve probably heard of this site if you’re a fan of fapworthy VR content. It’s one of the leading premium VR sites out there! So, it’s time for you to get your share of the action.

Easy Sign-Up with No Approval Process
It’s one of those basic plug-and-play affiliate sites that some of the smaller websites and networks out there have. It’s boring, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad site. It’s just that you won’t be getting any cool graphics or anything like that. Their design budget was probably a crumpled-up $10 bill and a fucking IOU with how basic this shit looks. And, yeah, looks don’t mean everything. But I think we all know it means enough to matter. I know ugly bitches can fuck like 10/10 dime pieces, but you can bet your ass that I’m still going to try and fuck the pretty bitch first. This is the kind of site you’d need to be a little drunk to love.

The sign-up process is simple enough. There aren’t any special hoops or anything that you need to jump through. You don’t have to wait around for a bullshit approval process as you do with other affiliate networks. It doesn’t matter if you’re bringing in 10 horny fappers to their site or a thousand. You’ll get access to all of the same materials and offers regardless of your traffic. Though I wouldn’t even begin to consider this program if I wasn’t bringing in horny fucks by the thousands.

Ridiculously High $1,000 Minimum Payout Threshold
Why? Well, these fucks won’t pay you until you make $1,000. Yeah, you read that right. A thousand goddamn dollars. Some smaller affiliates don’t make that much money in a year. You really need to be bringing in the big bucks to justify working for these guys, especially since JerkPay makes no mention of how often they pay you or if your account rolls over to the next payment cycle if you fall short. That’s important to know.

It kills me that they don’t mention that information at all. It’s like taking a slut home and finding that she has a cock. It’s not the kind of surprise you want or expect. Well, it’s at least not a surprise that I would like. I can’t speak for all of you dick-girl-loving betas out there. At least the $1,000 payment threshold is good for larger accounts doing wire-transfers, but that’s really it.

Earn 50% Revshare for Paying Conversions and Rebills
But let’s look at the programs they offer. Who knows, maybe they offer a really high percentage or something to make up for such a steep figure. I know I just set that up like they did do that. I really thought they would have some sort of competitive rate, but they just offer you 50% on any payments and recurring rebills. I mean, sure, that’s not a bad rate. But by no means is it above the industry standard for affiliate programs like this. Hell, I’ve seen sites that start you off at 60-70%.

So, yeah, I’m a bit bummed about the rates here. You can also get 5% for every webmaster you refer to the program, but that’s a pretty standard rate as well. I wanted to see something that really set JerkPayapart from the competition. And they do have that with the minimum payment threshold, but that’s not a good thing.

No Samples for Promotional Material & Lack of Payment Dates
It’d be nice if they listed what sort of promotional material you go to, but they didn’t bother with that shit either. I don’t care if it’s just a few bullet points. Tell me what I’m working with here! I want to know if they’re giving me banners, hosted galleries, or if I’m just getting a link and have to make my own content. It’d also be good to know if they offered custom content, white-label sites, and all of that good shit. They don’t go into detail about any of that.

At least they have a working contact you can use if you have any questions. By that, I mean they use that page to list their email. That’s it. There’s no form, FAQ, or any of that. I guess an email is fine, but it’d be nice to have something a little more professional. Some sites like you call them up and chat about potential plans, payments, and all of that shit. You’ll be stuck sitting around waiting for an email if you have any questions for this site, which can definitely be frustrating.

Boring Site Design & General Absence of Useful Information
Really, I wish there was more to say about their programs or offers. At least you can pop over to VirtualTaboo and check it out. By the looks of the site, I’m sure you’ll get a good deal of premium-looking ads and material to use. Hell, these fucks stream some of their VR content in 8K UHD. It baffles me that they have such an incredible premium porn site and then such a bare-bones, boring affiliate site. Spice this place up! This site would bring so many more people in with a little bit more flair and, well, better descriptions. But flair would be a step in the right direction.

Pornwebmaster’s Favorite Features
I can’t say they tell you everything you need to know, but at least they display the information they do have on-site plainly enough. It’s easy when there are only one or two lines of descriptive text across the entire goddamn site. It’s like they’re not even trying. Shit, sorry. This is supposed to be the section for stuff I’m a fan of. I’m getting a little ahead of myself here. Okay, at least the sign-up process was easy. You won’t have to wait for some cuck to give you a call and verify your site, stats, traffic, or any of that. Any single one of you horny cucks with a website could become an affiliate with these guys with little to no issues.

Pornwebmaster’s Suggestions
A site that offers such premium content shouldn’t have such a shitty-looking affiliate site. There’s no excuse for this laziness. I’m willing to bet that they threw this site together with some premade builder in under a day. They sure as hell didn’t pay anyone to make this shit. If they did, then they should be getting their money back.

This site just disappoints in nearly every aspect that’s important. The information isn’t presented well, and in some cases, it just isn’t presented at all. You don’t get any samples for promotional content. They don’t tell you when they pay you. All of that shit piles up to make for a frustrating user experience that is more likely to turn potential webmasters away than bring them in.

Pornwebmaster’s Final Thoughts
Overall, JerkPay.com is alright if you’re willing to take a leap of faith in terms of payments, promo materials, and support options. You’ll need to make a fuck ton of cash before you ever see that shit hit your bank account, and you can only promote content for a single site. So, yeah, this one is a bit of a tough sell for most of you guys. But, hey, I’m sure some of you may have the perfect site setup for this kind of thing. If so, then I recommend you head on over to this site and check out its programs.

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